I am puke
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
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The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
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yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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