Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
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I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
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In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
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