Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
if only i could text you this smell
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
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You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
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Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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