You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
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im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
drinking out of a sandbucket again
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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