His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
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I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
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"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
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