what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
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the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
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What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
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