Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
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the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
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I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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