Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
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Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
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Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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