NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
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I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
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I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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