woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
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That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
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In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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