Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
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I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
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I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
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