Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
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I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
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Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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