I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
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like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
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Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
I wear drunk well.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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