ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
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I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
I'm at about main and main street
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Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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