We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
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you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
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Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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