I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
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over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
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i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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