I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
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i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
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Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
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