You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
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I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
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I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
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