We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
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No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
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Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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