Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
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Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
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her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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