Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
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I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
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Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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