trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
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as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
just threw up on dog. broke microwave with cheese and spoon. having a bath with my barbies singing final countdown.
before you ask yes i found the absinthe under your bed. ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWWWWNNNNNN
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
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It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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