there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
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Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
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No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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