Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
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We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
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This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
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