last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
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I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
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Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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