i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
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Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
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I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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