I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
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i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
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It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
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