it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
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cat food counts as protein by the way
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
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I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
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