I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
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My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
You made out with two different species that night
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
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Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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