can you have the cops turn on the gps locator on my phone...i just woke up in a Hooters uniform and I have no idea where I am...
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
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I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
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Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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