i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
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And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
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We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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