You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
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All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
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So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
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