It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
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Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
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Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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