He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
I'll buy you a vibrator, we can get married for tax benefits, and live happily ever after with lots of doggggs.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
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as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
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Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
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