Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
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i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
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Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
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