You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
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Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Semen is not good for contacts.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
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Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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