she is the kim kardashian of front butts
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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