Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
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his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
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He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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