these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
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I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
This is my gift to your gina
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I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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