We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
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the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
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Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
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