insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
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I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
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I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
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