Are we in a gay sports bar?
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
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Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
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My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
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