If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
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She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
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Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
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