I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
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I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
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That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
How does it feel to date your dad?
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize