I don't usually arrange sex via text message
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
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My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
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I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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