just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
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i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
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Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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