How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
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He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
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This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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