Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
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you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
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Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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