Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
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Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
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Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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