Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
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okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
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I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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